Scott Summers, codename Cyclops, the straight-as-an-arrow, traditional leader of the X-Men is Redhead of the Day. Today, RHM provides a special How to be Cyclops Training Manual. Scroll down, or scroll after clicking “continued” to see the Super Mule of the Day.
Steps to Become Cyclops!
- Get the glasses made. Make sure the prototype optics are glitch-free or else you’ll burn everybody.
- Romance the fairest mutant redhead in the universe, Jean Grey.
- For SUPER AWESOME PR, spread the good word of Cyclops by having your likeness drawn.
- If a bad date occurs, avoid the nastiest mutant redhead in the universe, the Phoenix.
- Get to know your family.
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- For more PR, have the obligatory fan-made tribute video.
Take these steps listed above, and you too can become the straight-shootin’ captain of your own superteam! Alternatively, you’d be cooler and more arrogant. Your choice!
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